
My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.
You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.
You don’t know that
(via joshpeck)
having girls’ night with the fates and and we’re lying on my bed kicking our legs in the air while deciding whether or not to cut your thread of fate, killing you instantly
So that’s where they’re getting all their designs
I do like the new designs but also it’s incredibly fucking funny that they’re holding the Tumblr Logo Redesign Contest on instagram
Could have at least notified tumblr users
Zoos don’t let the animals design the signs for their own enclosures
(via cakelikeowen)
Twitter threads are incomprehensible and dense and while they insist you can be “ratioed,” you technically never win a Twitter argument.
On Tumblr you can win so decisively, you force that blog to deactivate and then that post will drag around that user’s dead fucking body for all of time.
Every time you see it, it’s a victory lap around a coffin that we’ll never bury. It’s astounding.
(via seananmcguire)